Lifestyles of the Not So Rich and Famous(By TRACY BYRD)

Honey they're bringin out a tv crew they wanna do a story 'bout me and 
you there'll be string up bright lights in the backyard there'll be 
carmera's on their shoulders well be readin' cue cards leave those 
long john's on the line if the kids look dirty that'll be just fine

They're gonna put us on the lifestyles of the not so rich and famous 
they wanna see us go hog wild over beans and barbeque 
they wanna see my Fairlane up on blocks holes in all our socks 
I'm talkin 'bout the lifestyles of the not so rich and famous

Tell them 'bout your Mama and the bowling league tell them 'bout 
Junoir and his baseball team I'll show them my nine point buck on the 
wall I'll blow few times on my new duck call let them see Blue how he
sleeps all day we'll  bring out the Elvis tv trays

They're gonna put us on the lifestyles of the not so rich and famous 
they wanna see us go hog wild over beans and barbeque 
they wanna see my Fairlane up on blocks holes in all our socks 
I'm talkin 'bout the lifestyles of the not so rich and famous

Yeah! Our idea of high class livin' is sitting on the porch on a cool night 
are champagne nd caviar is a RC Cola and a Moon Pie I'm talkin bout
the lifestyles of the not so rich and famous the lifestyles of the not so 
rich and famous