Old Siam Sir(By WINGS)

In a village in Old Siam, sir, there's a lady who's lost her way. 
In an effort to find a man, sir, she found herself in the old UK. 
She waited 'round in Walthamstowe, she skated 'round in
Scarborough. 
She waited 'round in Walthamstowe, she skated 'round in
Scarborough. 
In a village in old east end, sir, she mea fellow who made her real. 
Took her rushes to show, this man, sir, 
He met her dad at the wedding meal. 

- guitar solo - 

In a letter from Old Siam, sir, came an awful tale of woe. 
She decided the only answer was to get off a pile of dough. 
She waited 'round in Walthamstowe, she skated 'round in
Scarborough. 
She waited 'round in Walthamstowe, she skated 'round in
Scarborough. 
When a relative told her man, sir, he directed her not to stay. 
In a village in Old Siam, sir, there's a lady who'se lost her way. 

- guitar solo - 

In a village in Old Siam, sir, there's a lady who'se lost her way. 
In an effort to find a man, sir, she found herself in the old UK. 
She waited 'round in Walthamstowe, she skated 'round in
Scarborough. 
She waited 'round in Walthamstowe, she skated 'round in
Scarborough. 

+ repeat first two lines of last verse, then repeat until fade: 
Walthamstowe . . . Scarborough . . .